never store in close proximity....

In the bathroom ....

Hair spray & Spray deodorant  ~~~~

hmmmmm.....

baking soda - 4 brushing your teeth &

 Corn Starch - 4 itching in the ' female areas '.....

ouch !!!

hair gel & ky jelly.... 

 just sayin '!!

        

                                          or u might look like this ............

Downtime.........

a few days off........  how bout if I just show some photos....

I realllllly want to know how this happened.........

Friend or Foe .... You decide.......

O.K. ....   So, here's this sweet lovely lady
lying in a hospital bed in her living room....

Seems as though the poor dear has BOTH legs
in casts and unable to do ANY  thing for herself....

Totally dependant on and at the mercy of her
loving (??) husband and adoring (??) adult daughter....

Her daughter, out of love and necessite, carefully 
applied her Mom's creme medication for 'Yeast infection'
 to her ' private area.....' 

Imagine the poor mom's shock when instead of feeling the
 cooling comfort of the cream "down there"
 she began to BURN ..........

She cried out just as her husband walked in......
he and her daughter inquired "what is wrong ????"

The poor bed ridden patient could only cry out and
point .....    "down there...."
" IT BURNS....   IT BURNS ......"

To her dismay, said husband and daughter began rolling
with raucous laughter.......

Seems the cooling med applied was not the prescribed yeast medication
but actually TOOTHPASTE !!!!!

To this day ...  @ 8 years later they still break into laughter
when reminded if this !!!

LESSON ....    always know who your friend and your foe are....
then..... never trust either with your meds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


( true story !!!!! ........ I know !!!!!! )

Did you know ?????

....that when making a phone call ..  once the number is dialed you cannot carry on a conversation,
 ( if the speaker is turned off,) ,,  
 UNLESSyou actually place phone to your ear !!


... that it's time to see your denturist when you take a bite of your sandwich and look down because something feels wrong... and you see your lower denture clinging to the sandwich !!!!!!   I swear it's true !!!!!!


.....that when you are sitting in line at your favorite drive-thru you have to either put your car into park, OR keep your foot ON THE BRAKE, until it's time to move forward,   else you will move forward,  but the folks in front of you won't be liking you so much !!!!    just sayin' !!!

Static Electricity Caper.......

Out to dinner in a nice restaurant...
feel something in my pants leg.....

Tried inconspicuously to reach down and
discover what was going on.....The challenge then became how to pull
down the 'extra pair of pantyhose' stuck inside
my slacks .........Couldn't go to the ladies room to remove them,
 as they were hanging out the bottom of my pant leg........
Sooooo....   with the other foot began pulling  pantyhose
down to the floor ...  one pull at a time with the toes of my other foot......

Whew.....   by the time the dessert came the hitch hiking pantyhose were
 out and on the floor under my chair........ 

What would you have done, reached down, picked them up and shoved    
 them in your purse ............. 
 or walk out and innocently leave them lie there ....     hmmmmmm ????

A FEW TRUTHS I HAVE LEARNED.......

~~~~ it's easier to go thru a door if it is open first ~~~

~~~ when going to the restroom it's easier to pull BOTH slacks &  pantyhose down ~~~

~~~~ when doing pool exercises it's best to remove leg weights be4 walking in2 the deep end ~~~~

~~~~ No matter what buttons u press, the T.V. remote WILL NOT open your garage door ~~~